Usually I have to wait several weeks to accumulate enough fodder from The MLS to fill a blooper blog, but this week was exceptional. It has been a long year, and agents out there are either exceptionally tired...or exceptionally loaded. Here is the best of the week:
Real Estate with a Twist
Proudly erect Old Gory (Try to keep it at half staff, boys.)
Polished Pig-n-groove floors (Who says you can't dress up a pig?)
Depressed property specialist (Motto: We blame low prices on your bad childhood.)
Clotted cheese ceilings have been removed (Clotted brained agent still on duty.)
Kitchen with new farm stink (I'll bet it has pig-n-groove floors.)
Sellers have been dislocated (Apparently Vini "The Squeeze" Gambino represented the buyers.)
House with creeping jasmine and red shingles (A Scratch and Sniff delight.)
Cooktop with gretle (Hansel in oven)
Experienced at shot sales (That's obvious, you lush.)
Many armenities (Upgrades for Armenians)
Entelligent design (Remedial agent.)
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