If you thought the MLS was full of color and confusion, check out these gems from area newspapers and online real estate sites. Is there a glitch in YOUR pitch?
For Those Who Want Only the Best
"Must see this germ to believe it!" (...said the agent with infectious enthusiasm.)
"Five bedrooms great for parties (Offered by The King of Swing)
"New drips in gardenr" (Penicillin will do the killin.")
"Please remove shoes before woking on carpet." (A stir-fry buy.)
"Let's make deal and celibate." (This must be a nunnery with no funnery.)
"Minimalist design w/ sleek lines. Even your fuzziest buyers will love it."(Let me guess...a hamster wheel?)
Don't Count on Multiple Offers...
"Big closet and another area for hanging." (Presenting the Benedict Arnold Suite. )
"Stable area. Avoid sink hole on Laurel." (Avoid morons who use oxymorons.)
"Cervical driveway accommodates 4 cars." (I think there's a surgery for that.)
"Top of the loin appliances" (Ahhh...so it has built in plumbing?)
THE BEST IS YET TO COME - PLEASE CLICK HERE TO CONTINUE:
Posts
1 comment:
Thank you so much - where are you from?
Post a Comment