Wednesday, June 29, 2011

"Bd Pans Included" - Goofs That Will Make You Soil Your Shorts

I have two things to say this week: 1। When you drink, you can't think। 2। When you drink you can't- ... uh, what was I saying? Oh, yes - the MLS. It was so full of bloopers this week that I am led to conclude that happy hour started Monday and never stopped. Read these and tell me if it is any wonder I was driven to throw back a few martinis myself:

Booze 'N' Fools

"Free membership to gin inc" (It seems someone else beat us to it, Martini Mary.)
"Grab now use imagination" (That's what Arnold said to his housekeeper.)
"House has new edition" (Agent lacks erudition.)
"Babblying broke runs in back" (Bumbling buffoon runs amuck.)
"Drop by for cocktail ho" (Oh, is the Sunset Strip for sale?)

Puff 'N' Stuff

"Near Sacramento airpot" (I believe his name is Jerry Brown.)
"Claw me for selling" (I'm too busy clawing my eyes out over your spelling.)
"Reduction on mid-century ner Holywod" (Another mid-sixties porn star is looking for work.)
"We can sake your home" (Can I get fried rice with my sake?)

Proof or Goof

"Nice streem" (Said Grandma to Grandpa after his diaper exploded.)
"Nice for dog kids" (Uh, they're called 'puppies," pal.)
"Bd pans included" (Thank you, Nurse Nancy - can you warm those first?)
"Good stable in neighborhood." (Have you contacted Mary and Joseph?)
"Drawing for plasma" (Is this a blood-bank?)

And This Week's Winner Is:

"Good school in areola" (Thanks for keeping me abreast of things.)